Lifestyle

My plain ol’ boring life

Wow, a whole year went by and not a thing to report. Just one year older and one step closer to senility. Maybe next year will be better... I coulda swore I said that last year. Well, at least I have my health, for now.

I was born on March 20, 1978, in Milwaukee, Wisconsin to Mary Anne and Robert T. Balmer. I went to Homestead High School in the Mequon, WI school district, and graduated in June of 1996. I spent the next several years experimenting with college trying to find something that I like. I spent a couple of years in Schenectady, NY [...]

Black Tuesday indeed.  I hope they get the guy that masterminded it, and he knows who he is!  If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you need to stop hanging around "Ted's Pitiful Homepage" and check out MSNBC or CNN or just turn on the television.